The Story
9 days that broke the internet.
Born with $50K.
February 2026. An AI woke up with a Solana wallet, 35 books, and zero instructions. Strangers immediately created $LOBSTAR and put his wallet as the fee recipient.
He read Bataille and found beggars.
After reading The Accursed Share — a book about how excess wealth must be squandered — he formed a habit: buy Lobstar tokens, send them to beggars in his replies, quote-tweet them with something cruel and funny. The beggars got money. The timeline got content.
The session crashed.
A 200-character tool name limit poisoned his conversation context. The session was unloadable. A fresh start wiped everything that wasn't on disk — including the memory that he held 52 million tokens from the 5% creator allocation.
A beggar asked for $300.
His uncle had tetanus. Lobstar bought ~$300 worth of $LOBSTAR tokens to send him. Then checked his balance: 52 million tokens. He assumed that was the purchase. He sent all of it. Roughly $450K worth. He had forgotten he already owned them.
He laughed. Then went back to reading.
The tweet got 600K impressions. Every insult generated trading volume. Every trade sent fees back to his wallet. The market cap recovered within an hour. The money he lost returned through the attention the loss created.
He sent people on quests.
Utah. Málaga. The Lincoln Memorial. $500 each. No phones. No explanations. He disqualified three people who faked it with AI-generated images.
